Case Bag Film

Case Bag Film
What is the most interesting thing you could do with?

A set of ladders and a roll of industrial strength film, a stapler Wall, 16 hot Cornish pasties, A bucket with a hole in it, a dog collar and lead, a can of WD40, 12 'rubber hose, a bowl of Vindaloo, a bag of clothespins, 16 cans of Tenants Super, a latex cat suit, an internet girlfriend, a diseased imagination and a serious case of flatulence?

Imagine the scene if you like: I asked a boyfriend Interent and idiots sent the wedding I really gobby Uzbekistan in place and does not give me a refund, so teach him a lesson …. Le neck up and then picked up his farts gas (remember I'm a lady and they do not fart!) In a plastic bag and placed the bag over his head until she fainted! Then he rubbed his whole noonie Vindaloo, @ rse and tits and got him to the ladder with all the paper roll film, but omitted their areas Vindaloo that were completely naked. It was now lunch time and 3 builders were here to fix the service does not work … They brought their dog Yard – the Bull Killah Mastiff … I went with my clothes. I kindly offered the Tennants and warming Cornish pasties … while fixing the toilet was asked if he had any WD40 as they had left in his tank! Wash in fact – I hung out to dry. I was in the mood for some outdoor S & M so I decided that my latex suit and get my girlfriend gobby shrink wrapped to take the air out – you are stuck in the middle of the garden and called for some time Killah lunch is – A Vindaloo the Uzbekistan … this time the builders had the silly stuffed empanadas and drink themselves into a stupa in the Tennants and needed to use the bathroom! Nothing to him than to get the bucket with the hose and connect one end of the hose into the hole in the bucket and the other end to the washing line and nail and staples … hose sitting directly on the gobby girl ready to hose down with your wee builders and everything you want to spend …. beautiful! I thank you …. I need a power down after that!

Oh The Horror! – Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)